

When we land in Barcelona please don’t look out of the left hand side of the plane as past clients and passengers may be upset to see the previous plane you flew on is now being used by Barcelona airport fire services for fire practice. No more of those old propellers for us, we have entered the jet age. Our airline has invested in a “brand new plane” Well it is brand new for them, as its only 26 years old. Meet many of the village’s characters again and also some new arrivals. Spain is changing, and the perfect village is starting to show a darker side. I’ve suffered an incident in security that will scar me and many other travellers for life and it’s time to get on the plane and back to Paradise. Our Ticketing Agent “ No Way Jose” has lost the will to count so there are still too many passengers at the boarding gate than seats on the plane.


The aircraft is overbooked and its every man for himself. Its July and Airport Bedlam is in full flow. The World of International Estate Agencies and Brit's Abroad. Where’s My Fecking Flip Flop Welcome To My World.
